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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Bank management want only officer/Manager in banking industry why????

Why I want to become an Officer in a Bank ?
1. I want to go to a different states and stay alone.
2. I don't want to spend time with my wife and children.
3. I don't mind if my children do not study well. I am least bothered about them.
4. I don't like to eat good food.
5. I like to eat roadside food that too at odd hours.
6. I want to forget all my relatives and childhood friends.
7. I like to stay with unknown people.
8. I want to live in a shabby Bank quarters without any maintenance for decades, without my wife and children.
9. I want to change places every 3 years or even 3 months.
10. I don't want to get good sleep.
11. I want to worry about increasing Bank deposit and advances.
12. I like to reduce Bank's NPA, and getting hit by all three segments... Management, customers and my own colleagues
13. I want to attend to Bank's Inspection report and give false certificate for all age old periods, even when I had not joined the bank
14. I like to be held accountable for seepage, quick mortality, time barred debts etc.
15. I feel holding double lock keys is better than holding my wife's hand.
16. I am interested in maintaining loan documents of customers, which are used by every other person in the bank branch
17. I like to be charge sheeted if any document is missing, which I have not seen at all after my joining the branch
18. I like to file suit and attend court cases to fight borrowers even when recovery chances are NIL and still assure my management I will recover all dues.
19. I like steep and unimaginable targets and interested in marketing although I don't have time beyond marketing the union government's time bound social objective para banking products
20. I get pleasure in obtaining false and bogus stock statements and still mark full DP
21. I like calculating Income Tax of all staff members and convince them for timely submission of investment proof.
22. I like to spend all the Sundays and holidays only at office and get insulted by my subordinates for asking them to come to office at least on few days
23. I like to follow up SMA accounts every day and to get irritating answers & still remain cool.
24. I like to keep custody of customers' jewels and be still responsible for any missing jewels or for their quality though I am not the only person handling them.
26. I like to rephase all the unsecured accounts, knowing fully well that they may not be repaid at all.
27. I like to update PAN card details, Aadhar card details etc etc of my customers.... 25000 accounts in a span of 7 days
28. I want to use my eyes, ears, brain,hands and legs only for serving people who may or may not recognise me, let alone show love or respects. If at all, I am ready to be booed by them for the smallest mistakes on my part.
29. I don't mind getting older soon.
30. Last but not the least, I like to be held accountable for all lapses and don't mind if my pension or any other benefit is held up.
31. It will teach you to forget your self respect and become insensitive for any insult from any direction
32. I want to wait indefinitely for revision of my salary and don't mind if I am in the lowest paid sector of the economy.
33. I don't cry if I don't get an opportunity to lend my shouldes to my parents in their last journey.
To avail the above benefits, please rush immediately to become officer/ branch manager

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All employees should Start non co operation movement in banks. Let them terminate everyone

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