JI PRADHAAN JI
Pradhaan Ji: Cashier saab namaskar.
Me: Namaskar pradhan ji...bataein.
P Ji: Sir mere gaon se ye mataji payment lene aai thi abi, aapne mana kar diya paise dene se(mataji tamtamai hui peeche baithi h)
Me: Pradhan ji ye 2017 se bank nahi aai h sliye khata inoperative hogya h, kyc karna padega. Maine inko bata diya tha. Aaj ye koi document nahi lai h isliye sambhav nhi h.
P Ji: Raashan card toh h sir.
Me: Raashan card toh maanya nahi h.
P Ji: Itna door gaon h cashier saab, khaali pareshan kar rhe h. Thoda "maanviya taur" pe bhi kia ja skta h. Aap payment krdijiye mak kal kyc bhijwa dunga. (gaon 7 km door h, pura gaadi wala rasta).
Me: sry pradhaan ji, esa toh koi vikalp nhi h. Par "maanviya taur" pe ek help jarur kar sakta hu. Cash wse band hogya h, par mataji itni door se aai h, toh aap kahein toh aapke a/c se withdrawal krdete h, aapke a/c m rupye bhi h, aur khaata bhi operative h. Aapke gaon ki mahila h, jab aengi kyc karne, paise lauta dengi. Ye lijiye, withdrawal form.
Maine withdrawal form unki taraf bada diya.
Pradhaan Ji 2 sec k liye nishabd, chehre pe khisiyaai hui muskaan. Mataji jyada smjh toh nhi rhi h, par 'facial expressions' bhaanp gai h aur ab meri jagah pradhaan ji ko dekh rhi h. Mai bhi pradhaan ji ko dekh rha hu. Pradhan ji apni hatheli khuja rahe h. Pin drop silence. Messenger chai lene gae h. Manager saab CIBIL nikaalne chhat pe chadey h . Background m bas ghadi ki tik-tik-tik..
Akhirkaar pradhaan ji: Mataaji ab niyam kaanoon toh apni jagah maanne hi hue. Cashier saab ne jo bataya hai wo sab document lekar ana kal bank m. Mai ek letter likh k apni mohar laga k de dunga, aapka kaam hojaega.
Me: aapki mohar rehne dijiyega bs adhaar, pan aur photo k sath inko bhej dijiyega...
Pradhaan Ji (jo ab kisi bhi halat m bank se bahar nikalna chahte h): Bilkul bilkul cashier saab, kal aa jaengi ye. Accha namaskar.
Ji pradhaan ji. Namaskar.
(P.S. Wo pradhaan nahi, pradhaan-pati h. Par yaad dilata toh ego hurt hojati.)
Pradhan Ji: Greetings to Cashier.
Me: Hello Mr. Pradhan... Tell me.
P Ji: Sir, this mataji came from my village to take payment now, you refused to give money (Mataji is sitting behind)
Me: Mr. Pradhan, this bank hasn't come since 2017, so the account has been inoperative, what should be done. I had told them. I have not brought any document today, that is why it is not possible.
P Ji: It's ration card sir.
Me: Ration card is not accepted.
P Ji: Mr. Cashier is so far away from the village, he is only disturbing. A little bit can be done on ′′ humanitarian ′′ too. You make payment, I will send you KC tomorrow. (The village is 7 less away, the whole car road).
Me: All Pradhan ji, there is no option like this. But I can definitely help in ′′ humanitarian way. Cash has been closed, but mataji has come from so far, so you somewhere withdraw from your A / C, your A / C has money and account is also operative. She is the woman of your village, when she will come to KC, she will return the money. Take this, withdrawal form.
I extended the withdrawal form to them.
Mr. Pradhan is silent for 2 seconds, smile on his face. Mataji is not understanding much, but 'facial expressions' has been measured and now she is looking at Pradhan ji in my place. I am also watching Pradhan ji. Mr. Pradhan is searching for his palm. Pin drop silence. Messenger has gone to buy tea. Manager is on the roof to take out CIBIL. Just watch tik-tik-tik in the background..
At last Pradhan Ji: Mata ji now you have to follow the rules and laws in your place. Bring all the documents that Cashier has told to the bank tomorrow. I will write a letter and put my stamp on it, your work will be done.
Me: Let your seal remain, just send them with aadhar, pan and photo...
Mr. Pradhan (who wants to go out of the bank in any situation): Exactly Mr. Cashier, he will come tomorrow. Good morning.
Yes Mr. Pradhan. Good morning.
(P.S. He is not the Prime Minister, he is the Prime Minister. But my ego would have hurt if I had reminded you. )
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