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Saturday, December 31, 2016

"you can't even read a mail, what the hell are you doing there sitting in branch.?!!"IN A PH CALL BY hO / RO

Works in banks:
1. Lok Adalats
2. ATM management
3. Clearing
4. Pension disbursement
5. Death claims
6. Complaints
7. Filing recovery suits
8. Filing EPs
9. RTI applications
10. Fresh NPA investigation
11. QMC investigation
12. CERSAI registration
13. SARFAESI action
14. Taking Possession
15. Fraud reports
16. Seizure of moveables
17. Auctioning of seized items
18. Auctioning of jewels
19. Agriculture loans
20. OTS settlements
21. SB account activations
22. Current accounts
23. LIC policies
24. OD facilities
25. PPF accounts
26. E-KYC
27. NRI customers
28. Product marketing
29. Jewel loans
30. Mobile banking
31. Net-banking
32. Corporate Banking
33. Housing loans
34. Vehicle loans
35. Educational loans
36. Compliance to RO/HO
37. Advocates review
38. Valuers review
39. Seizure agents review
40. Jewel appraisers review
41. Bank Adalats
42. TDS/tax management
43. Cash management
44. Empaneling advocates
45. Empaneling valuers
46. Empaneling seizure agents
47. Empaneling jewel appraisers
48. Audit reports
49. Quarter end reports
50. Year end reports
51 De duplication
52 Self Audit
53 Jandhan yojna
54 Mudra Loan
55 General Insurance
56 aadhaar seeding
57 fasal bima yojana
58 stand up India
59 pmjby
60 pmsby
61. Net banking failure.
62. ATM failed txn.
63. Maintaining rcrds of ECS return.
64. Soil notes n pre 2005 notes return
65. Repairing of passbook printng kiosk
67. Coin vending machine
68. Note acceptor/ cash deposit kiosk.
69. Responsiblity rectify Failure link.
70. msbhv from Customer
71. Reply on unnecessary queries like Where does my ECS amount go, why atm hotlisting charged debited..๐Ÿ™„
72 ishan uday scholarship
73. RGNF scholrship
74 single girl child
75 Locker SERVICE
76 ugc net
77 ugc ctet
78. stock statement
79. Filling up diposit and withdrawal slips of illiterate customers
80 banker account balancing
81. Phn service/ mail service to customers
82. Compplince report
83 cash remittances
84 pre sanctions visit
85 post sanctions visit
86 writing GC in 3 Slips ๐Ÿ˜›
87.Ghar ghar dastak. ###### Modhur milan..
88. cctv not working
89. Electricity bill of office not received
90. Replying Explanatory Letter ๐Ÿ˜ to HRMS
91. Following up of complaint lodged by making calls in regular intervls
92. Maintaining cheque return register....
93. Cleaning of selves in your table jamed by ur xxx๐Ÿ™
94. Signature scanning
95. Loging complaint for not allowing to modify like DOB. N chk ready made reply "please contact concerned section..".
96. Giving clarification to fellow coligs that what we want to to say
97. LPG n related queries
98. Remembering passwords of all colleagues
99. Why bank cant isue pan card?
100. Removing pins stuck in the keyboard ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
And while doing all this, when a branch employee is not able to read emails from head office, the would call and shout, "you can't even read a mail, what the hell are you doing there sitting in branch.?!!"
Employee :๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”"
Yaar main kuch nahi karta ๐Ÿ˜”
HENCE PROVED....
เคฌैंเค• เคตाเคฒे เคซ्เคฐी เคฎें เคธैเคฒเคฐी เค‰เค ाเคคे เคนै ।

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