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Tuesday, April 5, 2022

😂👨🏽‍💼 A corporate lesson!! Survive for long!!!!!

😂👨🏽‍💼 A corporate lesson!! Survive for long!!!!! 

A farmer had a 🐎horse & a 🐐goat…..

One day the 🐎horse became very ill & he called the 👨🏽‍⚕veterinarian, who said: "Well, ur horse has a virus😷, he must take this medicine for 3 days. I'll come back on the 3rd day &  if he's not better, we're going to have to put him to sleep."

Nearby, the 🐐goat listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, the Vet gave him the 💉medicine & left.

The 🐐goat approached the horse🐴 & said:

"Be strong, friend. Get up or else they're going to put u to sleep!"

On the ✌🏼2nd day,  the Dr. again gave him the medicine & left.

The 🐐goat came back & said: - "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help u get up".

Let's go! One, two, three... but the poor horse wouldn't get up!

On the 3rd day, the 🥼Vet gave one look at the horse🐴 & said:

"Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread & infect the other 🐎horses."

After they left, the goat approached the 🐴horse & said: "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!

Yes! Yay! Yes! U did it, you're a champion!!!"

All of a sudden, the owner came back to the farm, saw the horse running🐎 on the field ... he was not aware of goat's role in this. He began shouting: "It's a miracle! My 🐎horse is cured. We must have a Grand celebration...

Let's cook the 🐐goat !!!!"

👨🏽‍💼Corporate Lesson: 

🖥️'Whatever good u do, always mark a Cc to ur boss'!

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