Wonderful Indian banking system, please let me know if I am wrong...
1. Here a loan defaulter is not a culprit but the person who has sanctioned the same is a culprit.
2. No one can confirm whether it's a profit making organisation or public welfare department.
3. Posting of staff members at a far away and undesirable places increases their efficiency.
4. Here machines are working lesser than human beings.
5. So many authorities are there to instruct the bank but the bank can't instruct anyone.
6. Here festivals are not being celebrated but the login days are celebrated.
7. Customer who is not repaying his debts throughout the working days is supposed to repay on holidays.
8. Due to strong security sometimes a customer is not able to run his account.
9. Here a number of people are there to check and suggest/instruct amendments in a work done by very few people. And those people are always saying to everyone that amendment is done.
10. An employee is multi talented and he can do anything (adhar/fastag/insurance) with the core business.
11. An employee who is working without a break throughout the day analyses at the end of the day that his output is zero.
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