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BREAKING NEWS ""**If we want PSU bank to compete with Pvt bank ---Give them a break Saturday first*** DA FOR BANKER FROM FEBRUARY 2023 SEE DETAILS CHART FOR OFFICER AND WORKMAN***Outcome of Today’s meeting with IBA - 31.01.2023***All India Bank Strike 27.06.2022******PLEASE VISIT INDIAN TOURISM CULTURE & HERITAGE *****NITI Aayog finalised names of Two public sector banks and one general Insurance Co. for privatisation****No economic reason to privatise PSU banks---post date 24.05.2021******Mobile users may soon be able to switch from postpaid to prepaid and vice versa using OTP*****India May Privatise or Shut 46 PSUs in First 100 Days, Says NITI Aayog's Rajiv Kumar----We should start with the banks*****Expected DA for Bank Employee from August 2019 is 24 slab to 29 slab*****RTGS time window from 4:30 pm to 6:00 pm. with effect from June 01.06.2019******WITHOUT CUSTOMER'S CONSENT BANK CAN NOT USE AADHAAR FOR KYC ----RBI***** Salient features of Sukanya Samriddhi Account---Who can open and how?******OBC posts 39% rise in Q4 profit, OBC readt tWITHOUT CUSTOMER'S CONSENT BANK CAN NOT USE AADHAAR FOR KYC ----RBI o take another Bank--MD MUkesh Jain*******DA FOR BANKER FROM NOV 2018 IS INCREASE 66 SLAB I.E 6.60%****40,000 STANDARD DEDUCTION IN YOUR TAX - IS A GREAT DRAM/BLUFF BY JAITLY SEE DETAILS+++++++Cabinet approves plans to merge PSU banks-The final scheme will be notified by the central government in consultation with the Reserve Bank. post date 23.08.2017****IBA to restrict the negotiations on Charter of Demands of Officers' Associations up to Scale-III only post dated 07.07.2017*****

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Sunday, June 27, 2021

DIVORCE CASE FILED BY A BANKER'S WIFE*

*😀😀😀 DIVORCE CASE FILED BY A BANKER'S WIFE*
*Judge to wife: Why u have applied for Divorce.*
*Wife: My husband cheated and married me .*
*Judge: How?*
*Wife: He told me before marriage that he is a bank employee.*
*Judge: Is he not a bank employee??*
*Wife: No*
*Judge: How do you know?*
*Wife: Earlier, he worked for gas agency.* 
*Judge to Banker husband: Have you done that?*
*Husband: Yes Sir, That is for DBTL?*
*Wife: Later, he went all through the town and did survey*
*Judge to banker husband: Have you done that?* 
*Husband: Yes Sir, That is for PMJDY*
*Wife: Later, he did marketing for insurance company.*
*Judge to banker husband: Have you done that?* 
*Husband: Yes Sir, Thats for PMJSY, TATA AIA, BAJAJ  ALLIANZ 
*Wife: So, he is not a banker as he is not doing banking job*.
*Judge: No, he is a banker. It is true.*
*Wife: Your honour, How can you say that?*
*Judge: Usne 3 baar yes sir yes sir bola, banker kabhi bhi no sir no sir nahi bolega.* 
*Judge: Be ready one day he will definitely sell movie tickets and vegetables*


*CASE DISMISSED.*

*Salute to all Bankers who are working in this lockdown also without any break*

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