In World Happy Husband Day.* Apart from Banking just 2 minutes

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*

Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.

*First quote*

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

– *Al Gore* 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

– *Socrates* 

Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.

– *Mike Tyson* 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

– *Bill Clinton* 

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

– *Michael Jordan* 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

– *Barack Obama* 

When you are in love,

wonders happen.

But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.

- *Steve Jobs* 

And the best one is…

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deer.

- *Brad Pitt* 

*World Happy Husband Day !!* 💐😀🎉😇🎊😅

*Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, 

"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! 

Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?? 

            

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

            

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…

“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

            

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! 

Dad: What role are you playing? 

Son: A husband! 

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

            

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”

           

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Share to make others smile...laughter works like medicine! ✌✌✌✌