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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Dear reader please read this jokes so many leader like this in our banking industry be carefull

There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited, but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up. WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"

After the failure of their hotel business, they decided to start a motor garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 Sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive, but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week. but no car came to their garage. WHY?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman Point, yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai, but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ?
B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.

Now the sardars were very disgusted with their business losses and decided to push the taxi into the sea at the Marine Drives. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted, but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.

friend so many sardar are sitting in our regional office and Head office and as well as in our leadership be carefull

4 comments:

Sardar said...
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Unknown said...

Also many managers,officers,clerks ,even substaff also like sardarjis

PARAMESWARAN S said...

One of the illustrious Sardarji Mr Kushwant Singh the famous writer has written a lot about Sardarji jokes.But to joke about their failure in business
Is improper.Having worked in Chandigarh Circle you might be well aware of Sardarji'business acumen.

PARAMESWARAN S said...

One of the illustrious Sardarji Mr Kushwant Singh the famous writer has written a lot about Sardarji jokes.But to joke about their failure in business
Is improper.Having worked in Chandigarh Circle you might be well aware of Sardarji'business acumen.

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