Did I read that sign right?* Apart from Banking something light

*Did I read that sign right?*

In an office:

*TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW*

In a Laundromat:

*AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*

In a London department store:

*BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*

In an office:

*WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN*

In an office:

*AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD*

Outside a secondhand shop:

*WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?*

Notice in health food shop window:

*CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*

Spotted in a safari park:

*ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*

Seen during a conference:

*FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*

Notice in a farmer's field:

*THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*.

On a repair shop door:

*WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)*

Now that you've smiled at least once, send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). 

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.😄😄😄