Once a big high officer of the bank who was in the HR department retired. Luckily, I got a job in an airline company after a few days. Based on previous experience, they were given HR department there too.
They lost their mind as soon as they handled the department. "So many staff ? There is a different staff for every job. These people do not know manpower management. That's why most of the airlines are running in deficits. "Immediately called Ardali.
-"How much staff does it take to fly an airplane? "
-"Sir, there is ground staff and flight staff. Two people on the ground for check-in, two people for luggage, two people for boarding, two people for ground navigation, two air navigations, two flight cleaners, two people refueling, four people for plane maintenance and two people in spare.
Two people on the flight to fly planes, and four air hostesses for in-flight service. In addition to this, a little bit of staff is also required for work here and there. "
- "Have you lost your mind ? When the plane is in the air, the ground staff will be sitting unnecessarily and when the plane is on the ground, the flight staff will be sitting useless. It won't work like this. Manpower rationalization will be done. We don't need all these according to us. That's two people enough for the whole job. "
- "Two People ? Just ? "Ardali's mind was dizzy. But how to avoid what sir says? Started to note.
-"Tell the pilot of the ship to get the passenger checked in from tomorrow. "
"Sir but for luggage you need a separate man. "
"Ok put one for her for a tempority luggage." A man in the back will maintenance and cleaning the plane. After getting checked in, the pilot will go to the boarding counter and get boarding done. "
- "Sir, if the pilot will get boarding done after check in, then who will bring the plane to boarding? "
- "Speak to the maintenance one. He must have known how to fly so much plane. He will bring the plane to the boarding gate of Sarka after the maintenance. "
- "Ok sir . But after boarding, ground staff will be required to take the plane on the runway. "
-"After boarding the pilot will board the flight. Air with maintenance will go for navigation. Temperary staff will navigate the ground. "
- "Sir, but if there is no one other than pilot in the plane, who will provide customer service there? "
-"Once take off, put the plane on auto pilot. Then the pilot is free, isn't it? Tell the pilot to go out of the cabin and sell samosas and tea. Cross-selling income is very important to us. "
-"Sir how will the pilot alone handle the whole plane? "
- "Why can't I ? Go and see what branch manager does alone in the bank. If there is more problem, we send the pilot for training in the bank for a few days. Everything will be learned. "
Ardali chirped up. "Sir you are blessed. No one has done such manpower planning till date. "
Finally Ardali asked one more question, "But sir if any complaint comes? "
The High Officer said, "So the pilot will go to the passenger's house with an apology and bring a satisfaction letter. We are doing all the work here. What has the pilot to do. "
- "Listen up more. Login day will also be held. "
Ardali had heard this word for the first time in his entire career. "Sir what is this login day? "
We have to buy our products forcefully on the day of login day. One day chicken sandwich, one day veg sandwich, a day cold coffee, one day apple juice. "
-"But sir how will you sell chicken sandwich to a vegetarian man? "
- "What can not happen if there is talent and willpower. Tell customers the benefits of chicken. Chicken contains protein. If you explain to the customer, then he will definitely agree. And if you still don't buy, put a chicken sandwich in the name of veg.
But we don't want zero figure on login day. Do one thing. Put a man in the control tower. Need every hour report on how many sandwiches sold. "
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