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Sunday, June 27, 2021

DIVORCE CASE FILED BY A BANKER'S WIFE*

*😀😀😀 DIVORCE CASE FILED BY A BANKER'S WIFE*
*Judge to wife: Why u have applied for Divorce.*
*Wife: My husband cheated and married me .*
*Judge: How?*
*Wife: He told me before marriage that he is a bank employee.*
*Judge: Is he not a bank employee??*
*Wife: No*
*Judge: How do you know?*
*Wife: Earlier, he worked for gas agency.* 
*Judge to Banker husband: Have you done that?*
*Husband: Yes Sir, That is for DBTL?*
*Wife: Later, he went all through the town and did survey*
*Judge to banker husband: Have you done that?* 
*Husband: Yes Sir, That is for PMJDY*
*Wife: Later, he did marketing for insurance company.*
*Judge to banker husband: Have you done that?* 
*Husband: Yes Sir, Thats for PMJSY, TATA AIA, BAJAJ  ALLIANZ 
*Wife: So, he is not a banker as he is not doing banking job*.
*Judge: No, he is a banker. It is true.*
*Wife: Your honour, How can you say that?*
*Judge: Usne 3 baar yes sir yes sir bola, banker kabhi bhi no sir no sir nahi bolega.* 
*Judge: Be ready one day he will definitely sell movie tickets and vegetables*


*CASE DISMISSED.*

*Salute to all Bankers who are working in this lockdown also without any break*

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